If there's anything I've learned over the past three years, it's that Brie and I are kinda the same person. Rather than drown her feed in a pool of my mushy feels, I'll leave the birthday princess with this:
What Iris Wishes for Brie on This Spectacular of Birthdays
3. A new Justin Timberlake album
4. Men to STFU and GTFO over women's reproductive rights
5. A Drarry lemon acted out by Dan and Tom
6. For Larry to confirm their love via wedding pictures (with Louis in a Vera Wang dress)
7. A lifetime supply of Detroit-made car commercials featuring the operatic version of "Lose Yourself"
8. For the people at her office to realize that she has better things to do than work while on the clock
9. ALL THE OLYMPIC SWIMMERS!
10. A reenactment of this by all the original participants:
Happy birthday, gorgeous! I hope your day is full of all the wonderful things, because you deserve nothing less.